Friday, July 25, 2014

Diversity T-Shirt Day ???

So, today is 'Diversity T-shirt Day' at work.  Notice went out for the following:

Wear a T-shirt that displays what is important in your life whether it be a hobby, an affiliation, a belief, a way of life, etc.
Remember, "Diversity is...You" so everyone has something to contribute!

As I walked the halls this morning, I saw two people wearing Washington Redskin t-shirts.  This says something, though I'm not quite sure what...

Thursday, July 24, 2014

The Wolfbane Manifesto

Gretchen RubenI was reading Gretchen Ruben's
blog post:  "Do You Love Manifestos as Much as I Do? Here’s My Habits Manifesto."  It got me to thinking...



What follows is not so much a manifesto as it is a set of rules I've come up with over the course of my career.  Some of these rules have hard-learned lessons behind them.  I've broken them up into categories to give them some kind of order.

My plan is to write blog posts about each one and link to them from here. 



Working In General
  • When starting a new job, hit the ground running.
  • If something doesn't seem right, speak up.
  • Fixin' to work on something is a form of procrastination.
  • Step back and look at issues from the other side.  Don't let emotion blind you.
  • You cannot know everything, but you can know where to look or who to ask.


SW Development
  • You can write software to do anything given enough time and money.
  • If you are stuck on a problem, walk away, clear your mind, and then look at it fresh.  If that doesn't work, explain the problem to someone else.  You will most likely solve it just from the telling.
  • Automation Rule of Three:  If you do it once, its an anomaly.  If you do it twice, it could be a coincidence.  If you do it a third time, you should automate because four and five are sure to follow.
  • The software is not done until the last user is dead.

Leadership and Working with People

  • Never ask someone to do something you are not willing (regardless of being able) to do yourself.
  • You need to manage up and manage down.
  • Everyone has something to contribute.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Where does Wolfbane come from?


Over the years, I'be been asked where the name Wolfbane comes from.  I was given this name in High School and many of my friends from that time still call me that.  By the way, there is a rule:  YOU CANNOT SET YOUR OWN NICKNAME!  

Wikipedia defines 'wolfsbane' as the plant Aconitum.  It contains a toxin that when extracted was historically used to kill wolves.  This probably had nothing to do with my nickname.

The nickname thing started at a restaurant in Clifton Heights named The Clam Tavern.  Everyone had a nickname:  Tonto, Squal, Gino, and others.  Mine was given to me by Louis Louvinere who started by calling me 'Hane-bane' then 'banes' then finally wolfbane.

This was enhanced by my 'songs.'  The big ones were 'Hungry like the Wolbane' by  Duran Duran and 'Wolfbane's in London' by Warren Zevon.  The other was David Bowie's "Fame."  Listen to the words and substitute Bane for Fame.





Bane, he's a man who takes things over
Bane, let him loose, he's hard to swallow
Bane, puts you there where things are hollow
Bane

Bane, he's not a brain, he's got the flame
That burns your change to keep you insane
Bane

Bane, what you like is in the limo
Bane, what you get is no tomorrow
Bane, what you need you have to borrow
Bane

Bane, "Nien! It's mine!" is just his line
To bind your time, it drives you to crime
Bane

Bane, Bane, Bane, Bane, Bane, Bane ...




This is all silly high school stuff, but at least it shows creativity on the part of my friends.  As my two sons reach the age for nicknames, I dread the idea of either of them being called 'E-Ho.'

Monday, July 21, 2014

Another day in Government Paradise

You know you are in a bad conversation when the words "but Dan, this is the government!" are said five times

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Team Honored for Impact on New Combat Systems Acquisition Process


 My team received this award recently.  You are probably better off clicking on the link below to read.  It's nice to be recognized for what took up over a year of my career.

Aegis Excellence Awards 014


Thursday, February 6, 2014

Taking On Cancer

Being a lifelong Phillies fan, I was saddened to hear that Curt Schilling was diagnosed with cancer.  Schilling became one of the top pitchers in Major League Baseball during his time with the Phillies, pitching a complete winning game in the 1993 World Series against the Blue Jays.  Reportedly, Schilling was not well liked by some of his teammates and seen as distant and somewhat pompous.  Having never met him, I can't really speak to that.  I can say that he was tough and a great competitor .  He will need all of his determination in the fight he is about to undertake.

His plight reminds me of similar battles fought by two other tough, competitive men:

Roger Maris had a long and successful Major League career as well.  Most notable was his 1961 season where he broke Babe Ruth's single season home run record while enduring the scorn of New York Yankees fans and sports writers, who would have preferred the record be broken by Yankee legend Mickey Mantle.  Roger Maris was diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphoma in 1983 and passed away in December of 1985.

Daniel W. Heaney, my father, was an ex-Army sergeant who was considered as tough as they came.  He could not stand to lose at anything.  I thought his head would blow off his neck when my mother would put down all her cards and beat him at 500 rummy.  Rather than let his young son win at arm wrestling, he would hold his arm steady, not allowing me to budge it at all, but waiting till I gave up rather than pushing my scrawny arm down to the table.  He found it almost impossible to say 'I love you' because he had been taught that such a gesture was a sign of weakness.  My father was diagnosed with lymphoma around 1981.  The cancer was too advanced for radiation and so chemotherapy was the only treatment.  I had just gotten my driver's license at the time and would drive him to the hospital for his treatments.  The treatments made him so sick they literally broke him down.  He would sit at the kitchen table and stare blankly into space, he was incapable of doing anything else.

By 1983, the doctors declared he was in remission.  However, the treatment had taken its toll.  I don't think my father ever felt 'good' again.  In 1985, I came home from college one night to find my father once again sitting at that same kitchen table.  He was obviously upset.  I asked him why.  He had read about Roger Maris' death.  "How can a man like that be gone, and I am still here?" he asked.  I had no answers for him.  But I had gained an appreciation for the humanity inside the hard shell my dad put between himself and the world.  The proceeding years saw a deepening in the relationship and friendship between the two us.  Part can be attributed to my maturing into adulthood.  But part also came from his being broken down by the disease and its treatment. 

In 1993, my father, a lifelong smoker, was diagnosed with lung cancer.  Thanks to his fight with lymphoma, chemo was no longer an option.  Radiation proved ineffective.  My father passed away in February of 95.  Before his death, he got himself straight with God and found his peace.

One might ask if it was worth the agony of fighting the cancer when he would succumb to another cancer later.  Well, I cherish those ten years with my dad beyond expression.  I know he felt the same.  So, for Curt Schilling I say "saddle up!"  You are in for the battle of your life.  I wish you the best and hope that you come out the other side!

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Government Stuff

When I first started working for the Government, someone (cannot remember who) handed me a sheet of paper with a list of vernacular, or stuff that people say in various meetings and situations.  I have added to the original list, though I do not claim authorship.

Hard Stuff:
Trying to put lipstick on a pig
Juggling cotton balls in a hurricane
Pushing a rope
Trying to unscramble eggs
Tough nut to crack
Boiling the ocean

Easy Stuff:
Low Hanging Fruit

Getting stuck in the small stuff:
Pole vaulting over mouse turds
Searching for head lice
Stuck down in the weeds
Nitnoids

...The big stuff:
Big elephant in the room
Camel's nose sticking out of the tent
Long pole in the tent

Unhappy Stuff:
I don't mean to pee in your Cheerios

Programmatic Stuff:
Budget Austerity
Rice Bowl
Run it up the flagpole
Cross-pollinate
Re-invent the wheel
Breaking the stove pipes
Capture the subset
Birthing a program
Preacher in a parachute
A/n {insert saying} solution (e.g. A six sigma solution or a 90% solution)

Too Much Stuff:
Eat the elephant in one bite
Drinking from the fire hose

How to do Stuff:
Skin the cat from both ends
Peel the onion
Build-a-little, test-a-little
Mr. Potato Head approach
Chasing the ghost turd
Basting the turkeyAssume the spherical chicken

Source of stuff:
Bellybutton

How to think about stuff
Outside-the-box
Motherhood and apple pie

Random Stuff:
Cheese-eating Surrender Monkey
Cats & Dogs
Cut somebody's ear off
Is that a north-south head nod?
The self-licking ice cream cone
Slower than molasses running up-hill on a cold day
Axis of Weasils
Negadelphian
Self-Healing Software